Dear Sir,
I am very honest about the views I have for you. I am not a very fond of you as a politician. And your visit to India to Diwali adds up to my disliking towards you. You are the most powerful man in the world, only after Paul Octopus. There is lot of speculation about your Diwali Gift to India. Permanent seat at Security Council, is it? Anyways, congratulation for giving Pakistan $2 Billion as *military aid*. I am sad to hear the Republicans’ victory in the midterm elections.
I mean it is good that you’re coming to Mumbai or SoBO, but our own CM is in trouble related to land scam, so I request you personally meet him and extend your sympathizes. There few people who are complaining about your visit citing security measure which grabbed their daily earning. So I also request you to pay them their daily ka kamaiye. For your convenience, I am providing you with list of such people, this include-
# Kalu Mama- A photographer at Gateway, for security purpose, he and other photographer are denied entry there.
# Pappu Chacha- Ferry operator, even they are denied to run their business for three days, please make him required compensation
# Chota Singh- A balloon seller, please pay him as well. P.s – the number of balloons X cost of one balloon (Rs 100 from foreign nationals and 10 from Indians.
Apart, from this I am sure the India Inc community will be happy as you are going to talk about economic relations and yes the most loved one- Outsourcing, for which many of your own citizens dislike you.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy the visit ruining our festivities; you are not to blame for that our Government should be. Give my regards to First Lady and I am also sad to hear she had to cancel her visit at Kamathipura. I think you should visit there for the kind of NGO’s competition you have their.
Good Bye dude, haffun!
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